wooktard


a dirty, dready, “family member” who sniffs cocaine on the regular and f-ckin rages all day every day. he/she often acts like a barbarian crossed with a r-t-rd crossed with a port-o-potie; the notorious refuge spot for wooktards that are too f-cked up. lastly, a warning to all you non “ragers,” don’t make the wooktard angry, which is easy to do (talking sh-t on disco biscuits or widespread panic), for he will…. probably not do anything (hit the bong again).
wookstophe (wooktard extraordinaire)

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