Wooleybooger


a mythical creature, a close resemblence to a detached p-n-s and ball sack, with eightt legs, first originated in an old southern folktale, in which this creature killed chickens at the command of a farmer who found it in a box, in the end, the farmer accidentally orders to kill himself
farmer brown’s wife said, “get rid of that thing! its killed off our livestock!

farmer brown replied “no, you dont understand!”

his wife told him “then f-ck you!”

unfortunatly he agreed “fine then f-ck me!”

the wooleybooger responded to his command by f-cking him in the -ss until he died. tragic end.
a woman’s p-ssy, one that’s not shaved
i’m in the mood for a little wooley booger
an animal that looks extremely cute or extremely funny.
look at that b-sset hound! it’s a wooleybooger!

“wooleybooger!” said b, “you’re such a cute husky…”
a term used when refering to a man who is unkept and usually had long hair, a rough beard. often -ssoiciated with shady characters or someone you should beware.
achenaar, saavedro, bigfoot, dan haggerty on a bad day.

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