Woolly Adelgid


a s-xual act that consists of one individual using his/her fingers to stimulate a female’s genitalia while they inspect a large number of acorns from an eastern hemlock tree. preferably performed in a semi-public area, such as in a city park, arboretum, or in the back of a biology lab.
guy 1: those two kids have been inspecting acorns back there for a while! they must really love the environment.

guy 2: nah dude, he’s just giving her the ol’ woolly adelgid. cl-ssic.

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