wooly sock
the p-n-s, after prolonged s-x with an out of control bush.. we’re talking jungle rainforest bush here. p-n-s will be limp and furry, resembling a wooly sock.
guy: aw man, this is so gnarly! i gotta wash off my wooly sock!
girl: … what’s a wooly sock?
guy: … please buy a razor
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