wooten


wooten is a hip word that only the extremely cool people say. if you are bored with the word woot, just say wooten. people like it because it sounds like you are saying party in another language. best said in awkward situations, or when you are fist pumping.
caroline: yea
dani: haha
caroline: yup
dani: wooten
caroline: ahahaha wooten! i like that!
woooohoooooo
i am so happy wooten!
kristen’s last name. no real good way to say it without sounding extremely southern.
man: what’s your last name?

kristen: wooten

man: wooen?

kristen: no, wooten

man: woo uh? can you spell that?
do something gangly.
when he put his feet up on the handlebars he pulled a wooten.
opposite of the expression “woot”
woot: “it’s payweek! woot!”
wooten: “gotta pay the bills! wooten!”
an absolutly worthless person, a person who is bland and serves no purpose on this planet.
don’t confuse with a drifter, but a person who fits in with society, just unnoticed and with no desire to be noticed.
my web technology teacher is a wooten
unorganized person who always has ten little things that they are worrying about(usually worthless tasks). they fail to see the big picture and accomplish something that makes a difference. they woo ten as in things or people of no consequence.
the guy in that office was acting like a wooten and we lost a big client.

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