woozled
the state of being so incredibly f-cked up that you’ve lost track of reality, though you are still lucid. generally, one who is woozled is unlikely to make any godd-mn sense and will not remember later what they were trying to say. likely to happen when smoking large amounts of marijuana in combination with large doses of downers/ “stupid” drugs (i.e. ethanol, dextromethorphan, alprazolam, and generally anything that causes lapses in memory).
“d-mn, n-gg-… i’m straight woozled. i feel like there’s a banana in my -ss. that mexican robot wasn’t kidding about this sh-t, you feel me otter?”
what you become after heart-pattering, knee-weakening, head-spinning kissing, or other such activity. to be -ssociated with the word woo, which is what someone must do to you in order for you to have become woozled.
after that mind-blowing goodbye kiss, i was so thoroughly woozled i could barely walk to my car.
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