workburger
(n.) — a hamburger eaten in the middle of the day during work hours in order to boost energy and satisfy cravings for meat, ketchup, salt and pickles.
“if i need anything now, it’s a workburger! bring it on!”
— overheard outside an office cubicle in manhattan on march 23, 2011
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