Working on Laptops
a phrase that means “having h-m-s-xual relations”. popularized in october 2009 by two airline pilots that over-shot their intended destination to minneapolis and broke radio communication for almost an hour. they couldn’t come up with a valid excuse for what happened and tried to cover up the event (very poorly i might add).
boss: “what the h-ll where you two doing in the stock room together!?”
h-m-a: “uh…. we were arguing…”
h-m-b: “we were working on laptops! yeah! that’s it…”
boss: “hmmm… don’t know if i’m buying that one you queers”
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