Workout Hangover
the feeling of complete bodily soreness the day after working out. typically characterized by dreading getting out of bed, evading steps, avoiding heavy objects that need lifting, refraining from raising your arms above your head, telling people not to touch you, and a general lack of movement.
i got my b-tt kicked during my workout last night, and now i have a workout hangover. please don’t touch me.
man, i could not get out of bed this morning. i was so sore from lifting and had a major workout hangover.
person 1: i’m taking the elevator today.
person 2: why?
person 1: i did squats yesterday, and i’ve got a workout hangover today.
person 2: i completely understand. i won’t touch you.
Read Also:
- Fortsch
1. a malfunctioning nipple clamp. man, her nipple is bleeding out the fortsch.
- Four Star Phony
four star phony: often used in the military to describe an officer who has never seen any real combat. a person of superior position in a company, culture, or society that has not earned his position through real experience. a person who has not “been there done that” but claims to have. an expert at […]
- Dragon Fingers
a unique disposition where the described has the ability to kick anyone’s -ss and is also instantly attractive to everyone in the vicinity. note: the description is usually only given by those accostmed to large ammounts of fantasy role play (such as dungeons and dragons) and mostly by those with no s-xual appeal whatsoever. “d-mn, […]
- Connell
a term given to adults over the age of 18 who supply underaged youths alcohol son: “aye dad, can you be our connell and buy us some booze for james’s 18th?” or dude one: “dude hang in there, the booze is coming soon!” dude two:-convulsing- “connell is coming, connell is coming” a top bloke who […]
- fqwart
a color half-way between white, black and all the other colors. commonly used for all sorts of things, the likes we have never seen. “why don’t we go pick some fqwart berries?” or “your fqwart shirt matches your fqwart eyes and fqwart shoes.”