Workstation Vacation


this is what occurs when your overbearing, micro-managing boss is not in the office for the day and you finally have a chance to relax and enjoy your day and co-workers. usually, little or no actual work is accomplished during this time, so you are on a kind of vacation even though you are at work.
jim, why is everyone smiling and laughing over here today? what happened?

nothing. we’re all just on a workstation vacation because janet is out for the day at a conference.

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