world champion
one extremely talented in sucking a guy’s d-ck. not just your run of the mill talent but one who stands apart as a true artisan.
eric is a real world champion!
the superlative form of winner
“that guy is wearing aqua socks and jeans…”
“yeah.. what a winner…”
“no man.. he’s the world champion.”
a person whom excels in making an embarr-ssment of oneself, usually in front of a large public audience.
specifically -ssociated with failing to complete simple, straight-forward tasks that for normal people require no forethought or concentration.
after someone performs a “world champion” feat, an audience member must pr-nounce the performer a “world champion” – it is also acceptable to be said in multiple languages “champione du monde” or “campione del mondo”.
it should be followed immediately by random rhythmic clapping.
“hey pierre, use the ladle to scoop out the soup from the pot, and pour it in my bowl” -pierre drops the soup all over the table- “champione du monde!!” -excessive clapping-
-luis has left blinker on and makes a right-hand turn- “campeón del mundo!!” -extreme excessive clapping-
“gino, p-ss the ball back to the goal keeper, quick!” –gino scores an own goal, from the half way line– “gino il campione del mondo!!” -every player on the pitch claps-
“you’re a bl–dy world champion mate, you really are.”
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