world of hurt
to suffer inexplicable pain of some sort. this pain isn’t necessarily physical, however. the usage of the word “world” doesn’t always implicate a great length of time that the pain will exist, but rather the magnitude of the pain.
i spent my first year of college drinking and failing cl-sses. now daddy won’t pay my tuition, and i have to go to community college. i’m in a world of hurt!
dad: son, did you go outside without my permission again?
son: (lying) no, mom said–
dad: -removes belt- you’re about to be in a world of hurt!
son: -starts crying even though he hasn’t been hit yet-
dad: why are you crying? i haven’t even hit you yet! but don’t worry, i’m about to give you something to cry about.
…not that that actually happened or anything…
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