World’s smallest fiddle
an invisibly small violin played between the index finger and thumb for someone that whines about being a totally lame d-bag.
guy 1: “wow, i failed today’s mid-term because i went to julie’s to do her homework last night instead of studying. not to mention that when i finished her homework, she dumped me.”
guy 2: “here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world’s smallest fiddle.”
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