worm sex


when intoxicated college students dance and grind on each other in a awful orgy-like fashion
we went to the union bar to enjoy an afterwork drink but we quickly left because of the worm s-x.
an unusual phenomena that occurs regularly at the bars in iowa city (though i’m quite sure it happens elsewhere also). this phenomena is the m-ss joining of numerous males and females into what looks like a big ball of worms mating.

this phenomena is fueled by the following: alcohol, loud booty shaking, -ss grinding music, visors, other frat brothers and sorority sisters, daddy’s cash, the need to molest others and perfect your dry humping skills and most importantly, an -ssortment of mind blowing drugs(uppers, downers, roofies, x, meth, huffing paint, cocaine…etc.) all of which are readily available from you s-xual predating bartender.

also refered to as a “snake mating ball” or “the s-x offender’s mosh pit”
we better get johnny out of here, i’m pretty sure he just creamed his pants again partic-p-ting in that worm s-x. not to mention the drugs are wearing off, his dad’s credit card is maxed and if his paroll officer catches him here, he’s going away again!
an unusual phenomena that occurs regularly at the bars. this phenomena is the m-ss joining of numerous males and females into what looks like a big ball of worms mating.

this phenomena is fueled by the following: alcohol, loud booty shaking, -ss grinding music, visors, other frat brothers and sorority sisters, daddy’s cash, the need to molest others and perfect your dry humping skills and most importantly, an -ssortment of mind blowing drugs(uppers, downers, roofies, x, meth, huffing paint, cocaine…etc.) all of which are readily available from you s-xual predating bartender.

also refered to as a “snake mating ball” or “the s-x offender’s mosh pit”

we better get johnny out of here, i’m pretty sure he just creamed his pants again partic-p-ting in that worm s-x.

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