Wotsitsitis


pr-nounced ‘whats-its-eye-tuss’, it is the ‘infection’ one catches when using too much fake tan. it can affect anyone of a white colour, but is mostly seen on 15-30year old female chavs/preps.

symptoms include (but are not limited to);

-entire body turning bright orange (look up wotsits, where the name originates from)
-looking like a tool
-being ridiculed by anyone within veiwing distance.

symptoms will fade over time, but there will be a chance of a relapse.

the best way to avoid wotsitsitis is prevention. stay away from fake tan.
girl one – “hey, did you see candice last night? girl was bright orange!”
girl two -“yeah, i think she caught wotsitsitis.”

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