Would Wife


would wife is derived from the fact being that you find a certain woman so attractive that you would literally marry her right now and start a family.
breh 1: is this girl hot?
breh 2: hmmm…. 6 out of 10 at best..
breh 3: elbows too pointy
breh 4: are you kids insane? would wife!!!!!
breh 1: cool story bro
breh 4: umad breh? u mirin my aesthetics?

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