wounded Marlin


noun. (coined by antenna wilde)

1. a bent p-n-s. often caused by an inexperienced top-rider, but can also be caused by peyronie’s disease, urethral stricture or hypospadias.

2. a p-n-s that is half-hard, otherwise called a “semi”.

3. a man suffering from impedance due to physical or psychological reasons.
fav: is jimmy coming out tonight?
ant: naw, he’s got a wounded marlin.
fav: oh sh-t, what happened?
ant: some cheerleader noob was top-riding him and ganged his pork sword.
fav: wicked b-mma.

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