WoWer
n. short for wow hour. a wower is the perception of time a world of warcraft player has while playing. a wower is generally longer than a standard hour. most wowers are at least 2 hours in real time, possibly more, depending on the level of addiction.
michael played his game for only a wower and was surprised it was 3:30am already.
wife: “honey, i bought a new teddy for you. come see.”
michael: “i’ll be there in a wower.”
wife: “zzzzzzzzz”
a somewhat strange and sketch individual. mostly males who play world of warcraft until their fingers blister. most carry murses.
did you just see that w.o.w’ers murse? that sh-t matched his shoes flawlessly!
a kewler version of the word ‘wow’. used by only kewl people. maybe scene kids or punk kids, but surely not someone like you.
wowers thats uberly awsome, man.
putting hours on the blizzard game world of warcraft aka wow. combining hours with wow. thus creating wowers.
naw man, i cant come out i gotta put in some wowers before bed
someone who obsessively plays the game world of warcraft.
why do we never see tom anymore?
he’s kinda become a wower
1. to pleasure one-self in the shower
2. to pleasure one-self in the company of bower
1. “hey jack, you have a nice shower?”
“yeah, i was feeling h-rny so took a wower”
2. “d-mn that was a good wower, but bower didnt seem to enjoy it”
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