wrapping presents
crying while masturbating
“don’t come in, mom, i’m wrapping presents!” drew moaned, tears streaming down his face.
a phrase used by a person who is masturbating to a magazine when someone knocks on the door. popularized by master shake in an episode of aqua teen hunger force.
-knock-
“don’t come in, i’m wrapping presents!”
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