Wrestling the Midget
slang for male m-st-rb-t–n (jerking off, beating the bishop, roughing up the suspect, shaking hands with the governor, etc.)
man 1: hey, did you bang that girl you went out with last night?
man 2: oh yeah.
man 1: what happened?
man 2: after dinner, we went back to my place. after a few drinks, i figured she was good to go. so i whipped my d-ck out and started wrestling the midget right in fromt of her.
man 1: what did she do?
man 2: she got turned on, started flicking her bean and the rest is history.
man 1: (nodding with approval) nice…
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