wrong dong soup
when someone who is dating a man decides to cheat on them with a person of asian decent. the woman procedes to give the man oral or v-g-n-l pleasure and winds up taking the load in the face.
mike “hey man you sound depressed whats wrong?”
frank “dude my girlfriend had some wrong dong soup last night”
mike “b-mmer man”
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