wronski feint

one of two things which happens when you’re playing quidditch:

1. in the middle of intercourse, the male withdraws for a few minutes to perform vigorous oral s-x on the female (going down hard and fast…), and then continues intercourse (…and pulling back up).

2. in the middle of any s-x act, a female signals to the male that she is ready to catch the snitch (by moaning, saying “here it comes!”, et cetera) before she actually is. this tactic is used to end a quidditch match early, without hurting the other player’s feelings. it’s intention is to inspire the male to “follow” the girl, looking for his own snitch, and ending the match under the -ssumption that the female did too.

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neither of these is to be confused with the wronski defensive feint, a move performed in the harry potter books.
1. viktor krum performed the wronski feint on hermione during their tryst on the first night of easter vacation

2. jack was a good friend of sarah’s, so she performed the wronski feint when jack wasn’t getting her off. they remained friends to this day.
prior to the act of f-ll-t–, the p-b-s of the recpient are doused in chloroform. when f-ll-t– begins, the head is held until the “blower” p-sses out.

they are then flipped on their back and b-ttf-cked.
“ron gave me the old wronski feint, and now i can’t even sit down!” said hermione.