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  an obtuse extremity characterized by large people. it appears most commonly on obese men with extremely large skin flaps. they may look like wings or back b–bs, but can appear on the legs or underneath the arms. did you see the people on the people of walmart photos with the large wumpers? they looked like […]

• Dry Hobo Jerkdown

  a dry, sandpapery hand job first coined by the comedic mind of mr. dave attell often given by women who are either inexperienced, disinterested, or have an axe to grind. she didn’t even have the decency to spit on her hand first! it was a dry hobo jerkdown! what are these girls’ stepfathers’ teaching them?

• coco fens

  northwood district way of saying vicodin i fell of a roof and broke my back. doctor gave me some weak coco fens

• wallet threat

  is the reluctant act of pulling ones wallet out as a sign of willingness to pay for a meal you -ssumed was a treat. “mike, put that thing away, dinner is on me tonight.” “but it’s so expensive.” “dude, seriously, chill out with the wallet threat.

• queerzmo

  the combination of the words queer and h-m-s-xual. a word that is yous to mildy offend a gay person. subst-tute for yousing the words f-g, queer, and h-m-. shut the h-lls up ya dam queerzmo.

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