WTFML
a compound-acronym of the two closely related acronyms of wtf and fml. it means: what the f-ck my life. wtfml can be applied to many unfavorable circ-mstances. under normal circ-mstances, the what the f-ck portion comes first, followed closely by a heart-felt f-ck my life. when typed from a computer, it is an absolute necessity that the caps lock be left on to convey the appropriate intensity.
wtfml is not to be mistaken for “when tw-ts farm major lice”. if you ever hear anyone use wtfml to describe an instance when tw-ts farm major lice, the offending person should be subsequently mushroom tattooed.
malika: so, they gave me a special shampoo and told me to scrub thoroughly for a week, ugh wtfml!
what the f-ck my life!!!!!
i just failed my spanish cl-ss, wtfml!!!
when your boss is known for being irrational and makes ridiculous demands of you. at first you’re alarmed at the absurdity of the request, but then realize you’re powerless to do anything but do what she says. all you can do is shake your head and think fml.
helga just asked me to do what? wtfml…
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