wtfpwned


wtf meaning “what the f-ck” an extreme lack of understanding something that just happened to the person making the statment.
pwned meaning owned being bested without any chance of retaliation.
wtfpwned meaning the person does not understand how they where bested without having a chance for retaliation.
a group of 8 adult human’s gang up on 1 small child and take the child’s candy, in a short matter of time.

they wtfpwned him!
owned in an ubelievably humiliating way.
joe was wtfpwned by john after he stole his girlfriend and screwed his mom.
v. to be taken by suprise and dominated on by another.
“that newbie gnome mage tried to take the flag back to his base and got wtfpwned by my pyroblast.”
used as a response to a surprise, usually used while spectating someone else playing a video game or when there is the defeat of an opponent, often added with the wordnoob.
(jim goes left into a room facing a door)
(in a split second, fred busts the door open without the consent of jim!)
(jim’s quick reflexes call for a beautiful headshot on fred’s gay -ss character)

jim: wtf pwned! you d-mn noob! suck mah b-lls!
to defeat with impunity and great cheer
the dungeon having been wtfpwned earlier, krennick had no choice but to sit down, cry, and redo his master plan.
an exclamation used by immature gamers in many online games.

sometimes used as an abbrevation of “what the f-ck, owned,” but not necessarily.
“ommfg, we were wtfpwned!”

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