Wuen
a woodland dwelling leg humping creature. typically will relinquish leg fornication if fed a cracker or a wad of sour dough bread. the wuen has no preference to leg gender, and will not differentiate between species. the wuen will often confuse a small tree moving in the wind as a leg to violate.
person 1: i’m afraid to walk through the forest alone for fear of the wuen.
person 2: i understand your concern. if you must traverse through the wooded regions be sure to carry a satchel of crackers. sour dough bread works as well, but only in small pieces.
person 1: will wearing leather enforced pant legs prevent this violation?
person 2: no. the p-n-s of the wuen is sharp and needle like. it has the ability to penetrate even the toughest of leathers.
person 1: holly f-cking sh-t!
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