something no one seems to have anymore.
“h-llo cl-ss today were going to talk about this sh-tty x chromosone which none of you have anymore you dumb f-cks.”
- a turkish shower
when you improve your body smell by showering in cheap-ss perfume instead of water and soap. anyone who’s been around the mediterranean will note mena men followed by a cloud of cheap-ss perfume. this is the worst hostel ever; one bathroom and a queue that lasts to nirvana. i guess a turkish shower will have […]
- gone tropical
to go mad and off the rails. to have a manic episode doing strange actions. laurence: paul, john has been ringing me 40 times a day, has he gone tropical again? paul: yeah i think so, he was seen washing in a ditch in the highstreet.
- hairy jacky danny
hairy vigina my girlfriend has a hairy jacky danny
- june 1st 1970
june 1st 1970 the day the lizard king was born the lizard king was born on june 1st 1970
meaning to f-ck off and quit hating jason is over there talking about my shoes he needs to skerete