math questions with a hidden mature content, which may sound illogical at first sight, but are nevertheless “sensibly solvable.”
an x-rated algebra question that went viral many years ago is: “maya is 21 years older than her son raju. in 6 years, maya will be 5 times as old as raju. where was maya’s husband?” answer: on top of his wife—the baby will be out in about a year (x = –1).
- mid doig
to screw up horribly while writing a sentence or phrase. dude, that was a total mid doig.
- cream under the hood
the best of the best. see also “the bee’s knees”, ” the dog’s b-ll-cks “. “wow your homemade pot roast is cream under the hood!” the best of the best. “wow your homemade pot roast is cream under the hood!” see also; the bee’s knees, the dog’s b-ll-cks wow this club is cream under the […]
this last name is decended from an old roman god! that n-body liked. he died by trupping on a rock and faceplanting into a wasp nest, inhaling 34 wasps. it can be labeled as the definition of “r-t-rd”. any child with this last name should consider an early name change, because they are going to […]
- tub baby
a term for a person born naturally in a bathtub. it can be a derogative term but it most cases it is not so. “yo, that person over there looks a little wonky. what’s wrong with ’em?” “oh i know her! she’s a tub baby.” “that makes total sense.”
a person (usually female) who wears s-xualised clothing in most situations and is named as such due to the bouncing up and down they do on people’s privates person 1:”look at that slageroo right there” person 2:” she looks like no stranger to the w-ng”