X-Rated Spontaneous Ramblings
ramblings that occur when one is extremely h-rny due to being away from smexy significant others for a long time.
note: factors such as the following may effect level of ramblings-
-being located in another hemisphere than significant other
-significant others willingness to tolerate to your ramblings
-duration of seperation (those seperated for more than 7 months should take saftey precautions before engaging in s-x)
-significant other is a curly headed f-ck
seeing pretty girl everyday on skype and not being with her gave me a case of the x-rated spontaneous ramblings.
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