the complete opposite of netflix and chill. you do this with somebody when there is no s-xual activity what so ever.
i told my dad i got some one pregnant over netflix and chill but he said i should have xfinity and virginity instead.
when a bunch of bro’s get together for lunch. generally without chicks. because chicks talk… alot. yo bro, let’s dip out at 11 for bro-lunch at uncle julio’s, then parlay that into starbucks credit card roulette and an office foosball tourney. should be back by 2ish. 0 0
‘\_(-_-)_/’ is used whenever you don’t understand something, or when your like, “idc”. some random idiot:so i saw a purple ranbow zombie unicorn on mah doorstep holding a talking burger lol sean: ‘\_(-_-)_/’ who cares bruh 0 0
- f*ckin ucker
it basically means you’re a hoe. because 1: you should know what f-ck-ng is 2: uckerz is a hoe or sl-t that sucks d-ck all the time to random people hoe- well guess what i sucked your boyfriends d-ck girl- well your a f-ck-n ucker hoe- 😭😭😭 0 0
- soccer mom whippits
squirting the contents of a whipped cream can into your mouth when you are completely alone in your kitchen; often doesn’t end until the can is empty i was just looking for a light snack, but then i ended up doing soccer mom whippits alone in my kitchen at ten thirty in the morning. 0 […]
- stuff the cat
a female term for masturbation. when i’m lonely and i get h-rny i like to take my favorite toy and stuff the cat. 0 0