Xfinity & Virginity



when your parents don’t allow you to netflix & chill so they take away your netflix and your bae dumps you
thomas: sandra, i’m sorry, but i can’t netflix & chill tonight
sandra: why?
thomas: my parents put me on xfinity & virginity.

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