when you fap, but then a parent comes and has s-x with the fapper.
once i walked into my son’s room, caught him fapping, and decided to xilile with him.
- shower snack
when you bring food into the shower with you because you know you will get hungry while you are in there forgot my shower snack in the shower again. really greg? again?
an american word with the sound of a french word meaning p-ssy wedgie. “hey bro, did you see anna yesterday? her püswage was showing in broad daylight”
- femin*z* logic
offence or s-xual har-ssment doing everyday things. (boy): “hi, i`m lost.”
- nipple muncher
one who chews and or nibbles on a nipple during fore play! mmmmm….. this sh-t is very tasty you nipple muncher!!
- squeeze the turkey
when one takes a sh-t and it all come out at once last night at the party i almost had to squeeze the turkey