Xpress
metros-xuality to the point of borderline h-m-s-xuality/femininity. named for the prevalence of this condition among male employees of the clothing store “express.” as the condition improves the afflicted will move on to other clothing stores, the first step generally being american eagle, with time and constant teasing the sufferer may go on to one day kiss a girl. should the condition worsen the sufferer will move on to the gap or old navy and be subjected to random beatings by emo kids looking for tight fitting women’s jeans.
dude, arturo is so xpress. we better say something before he gets mugged at the bright eyes concert.
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- Xpresso
coolest little coffee van scooting around ipswich (england). d-mn fine coffee, service with a smile, chalk board humour, some hair brained ideas thought up while drinking coffee. always useful if you want to avoid that thing called work. i’ll be heading to xpresso to avoid work.
- xPrO
a person who uses the most cheap and overpowered tactics in call of duty; usually having a screen name with x’s, z’s, and something related to in-game sniping. player: i hate it when i get into a lobby full of xpros in search and destroy.
- XpS
a online game cheater. creator of multiple cheats to destroy enemies. did you see xps cheat in ikariam? a 1337 coder and h4x0r who will pwn your head and root your box. mastered the interweb. xps 4 teh win. gg pwn
- XPS360
the creation of sony and microsoft putting away their differences and rivaling against the wii and ps3/xbox360 fanboys ps3 fanboy: hey man i play killzone! xbox 360 fanboy: hey man i play gears of war! xps360 gamer: motherf-ckers i play gears of killzone!!!
- XPS 600
dell’s version of an expensive gaming computer. usually comes souped up and powerful. guy 1: dude! i got an xps 600 guy 2: sweeeet guy 1: you’re jealous! rotflmao!