person s-xually attracted to xylophones or some form of percussion type instruments
dan didn’t believe his dad was a xylophile, until he found his collection of xylophones.
- floodgate fart
the fart you have right before you take a sh-t. usually when you’re popping a squat this occurs or when you’re situated on the toilet i was having a hard time in the loom, until that floodgate fart came, then it was smooth sailing.
*slamming my head against the wall* “dude, you study for that trig test?” “smhatw i forgot” “smhatw you are annoying”
- borrow her lip gloss
kissing, frenching, first base, tonsil hockey, tongue wrestling. as j.k. rowling put it in her harry potter books; snogging. see also: pash yeah bro, she totally let me borrow her lip gloss after our first date.
a chair that is composed of fruit and horsepower brighty is a presipie
a person who listens to pop rock and emo music. typically an outcast who doesn’t really care what people think of him. he’s white but not one of those stuck up kids which there parents spoil. he hangs out with people who fit his personality and isn’t uptight all the time. he’s going to be […]