Xyon Job


the s-xual act of wearing a battlestar galactica t-shirt or helmet of some sort and placing a snare drum in between ur legs and then taking a drum stick and inserting into the urethra of ur p-n-s and perfectly playing the intro drum solo to the hit song by the band disturbed called “down with the sickness”
dude a xyon job hurts like a m-th- b-tch!!!
anybody up for an xj?

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