yaardy


a yaardy is a creature who is unique to southern ireland. he claims to be the defender of men; and is very violent. yaardys are usually heavy drinkers, with the first yardy said to be a chronic alcoholic.

most yaardys live to be over five thousand years old and generally they are heteros-xual, like overweight, ginger wowen.
honour is also very important to a yaardy and if he percieves you to have no honour he will charge and “x factor” you, aiming to kill you. one thing which especially annoys a yaardy is to kick him in conflict.

warning: once kicked a yaardy will become enraged.
the most famous yaardy is said to be robbie keane, with roy keane, john o’shea and filhol.a.s said to be other prominent members.

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