yakult


delicious drink drunk by only the s-xiest of s-x-people. anyone who doesn’t like yakult is,in fact, a f-gger mcf-gistein.
a. yo b-tch lets drink some yakult
b. no, sir, i hate that stuff
a. fuget u yakult is the shizznit
b. h-ll no. if i wanted a delicious white sticky icky liquid i would go to roger chesterfiero, my gay lover’s abode.
a. omg ur such a f-gger f-gistein.
b. no. im a f-gger mcf-gistein
(laugh in unison)

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