yanking taffy
pulling and tugging on a flaccid p-n-s in an attempt to get an erection.
usually happens when you are just starting to m-st-rb-t-.
it also happens when the person is unable to achieve erection, so they just keep tugging and yanking their p-n-s hoping something happens.
wife 1: i felt kinky the other day, so i went to my husband while he was asleep and pulled down his pants and starting jacking him off…. but…
wife 2: but? what happened?
wife 1: but nothing happened, it was like yanking taffy.
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