yarn-on
a mental erection caused by the sight of either a beautiful skein of yarn or a remarkably well-made knitted object. useful for knitting nerds only.
man, that sweater was so gorgeous it gave me an instant yarn-on!
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- Yarn Slap
when you slap someone across the face with a large amount of yarn, usually made to form a cylinder shape. when yarn slapping you should aim for the chops but if you cant hit them there then aim for the temple “yo i keep my hoes in line by yarn slapping them. im keepin my […]
- y'arnt
contraction of you are not. origin: midwest us “y’arnt going to wear that, are you?” the fusion of words “you” and “are’nt”. nah dog, yarnt talking bout it… yarnt!
- Yarnth
one year and one month, thirteen months. dude, that new star wars movie comes out in 2 yarnths.
- Yarntard
1.a person that does not knit well 2.a guy that is a r-t-rd that has yarn jimmy was a yarntard. raynald is a yarntard
- YARNTON
usually resides between a primary school/nursery and a graveyard/cemetary. specialises in taximdermy for humans, most common phrases are “huus veys baby” and “but ive not finished yet”. sloth like in appearance, to retract any advances from unwelcome visitors. also uses projectile flem to neutralise his prey before taking advantage of them. you wouldnt want him […]