yarning


the process in which one envelopes another’s place of residence to keep one from entering or leaving the premesis (an alternative of tping). best results when done creatively.
we went yarning last night and covered the whole porch, so they couldn’t get out the next morning.

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    another name for a winter sport; esp. skiing or snowboarding. hey john, wanna hang out today? can’t dude, me and mitch are gonna go study some yarnology.

  • Yarnolding

    yarnolding refers to the s-xual act of tasting your own s-m-n. will you be yarnolding tonight? i tried yarnolding the other day, it was fowl.

  • yarn-on

    a mental erection caused by the sight of either a beautiful skein of yarn or a remarkably well-made knitted object. useful for knitting nerds only. man, that sweater was so gorgeous it gave me an instant yarn-on!

  • Yarn Slap

    when you slap someone across the face with a large amount of yarn, usually made to form a cylinder shape. when yarn slapping you should aim for the chops but if you cant hit them there then aim for the temple “yo i keep my hoes in line by yarn slapping them. im keepin my […]

  • y'arnt

    contraction of you are not. origin: midwest us “y’arnt going to wear that, are you?” the fusion of words “you” and “are’nt”. nah dog, yarnt talking bout it… yarnt!


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