yawn creep


n. a female who while watching a movie in bed prior to foreplay yawns every 10-15 seconds thus causing the male to reconsider initiating s-xual contact.
i really wanted to f-ck my girlfriend last night, but she turned into a yawn creep right after we started watching a movie.

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