Yawn Porn
anything that is boring, tiring or physically draining.
man:”talkin to dave last night, talk about yawn p-rn!
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- Yawn Rape
the act of placing an outstretched finger (index or otherwise) into the mouth of a friend, aquaintance, family member, significant other or stranger at the peak of a yawn. nb. one who yawn rapes is a yawn rapist, and one can be “yawn-raped” keith yawn raped vince. keith is a yawn rapist. keith was proscecuted […]
- yawn reach
when a guy pretends to yawn just to put his arm around the girl he’s with meg and jason are sitting in the movie theater when an awkward makeout session comes on the big screen. so jason yawn reaches over meg’s shoulders.
- Yawnsauce
to open the mouth wide and take in air deeply, often as in involuntary reaction to tiredness, sleepiness, or boredom (yawn). accompanied by a remark (sauce) at the state of your boredom and/or how you got there, follwed by the word “yawnsauce” to signify the end of your statement. i stayed home from school today […]
- yawnsense
the incredibly stupid things you say when you are overly tired. at around 1 am, stephanie started telling knock-knock jokes and giggling. mark told her she was talking yawnsense. the degree of one’s susceptibility to yawning after experiencing another’s yawn. his yawnsense was so acute, he would yawn after his next door neighbor yawned.
- Yawnsing
the act of singing whilst yawning. “yahhhhhhhhhlalalalaaaaaaa” “what the h-ll was that?” “sorry i was yawnsing.”