yawniform


noun. a uniform that is so boring that it makes you yawn and feel tired.
bill: i went to the bank the other day and couldn’t realise why i felt so tired and kept on yawning. but that’s when i realised the bank tellers were wearing their new shipment of yawniforms.

john: sounded boring

bill: yeah, the yawniforms really unmade my day.

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