Yellow 5
an ingredient in many foods and drinks, most popularly known to be in mountain dew, but can also be found in tic-tacs.
an urban myth states that this shrinks your t-st-cl-s.
not to be confused with maroon 5.
samantha: “why are you drinking that mountain dew, don’t you know it has yellow 5 in it?”
andrew: “do you honestly think they would sell a product that shrinks your t-st-cl-s and not even put a warning label on it, or even sell something like that at all?”
samantha: “oh… i never thought of it that way”
tartrazine, a synthetic, yellow dye used in many food products and attributed to hyperactivity in children
yellow 5 is used in mountain dew so much that it led to the development of an urban legend about it causing the t-st-c-ls to shrink.
food coloring that shrinks ur t-st-cl-s.
thank god those free cookies at the supermarket said yellow 5 free. now i dont have to worry about my t-st-cl-s shrinking.
not only shrinks tesiticles. its been scientifically proven to reduce p-n-s size as well.
i drank mtn dew with yellow 5 and now i’m 2in.
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