yellow sperm
a rare condition that affects a male’s ejaculatory substance color, making it come out with a yellow tint instead of a brilliant white. it’s still unclear what causes yellow sperm.
duder 1: “whoa dude the other day i was jerking it and my sp-nk came out kind of yellow.”
duder 2: “no way dude! i read about this. you got yellow sperm! that’s f-cking gross. you should get that sh-t checked.”
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