Yelp Brag
when someone posts a yelp review that is mostly to brag to their friends that they did something fancy, exclusive or expensive, but thinly weiled as a review.
i tried to find a j-panese restaurant and decided it was not worth it because of too many yelp brags in the reviews:
we had just about every fish: sea bream, scallop from j-pan (the best scallop i ever had), aji, blue fin toro, hamachi, maguro, and many other types that other restaurants don’t serve. i can’t remember the names of the fish. we ate (just the 2 of us) $150 worth of sashimi.
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