yer maw punts coonsil

scottish insult: “your mother is a drug dealer”

counterpart to “yer da sells avon”. often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

yer = your
maw = mother
punt = sell/offload
c**nsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone’s kitchen/bas*m*nt

see also: yer da sells the avon
“awa talk sh*te, yer da sells avon ya roaster”

“aye well yer maw punts c**nsil n aw, pr*ck”


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