Yesterfester
the state of unpleasantness that follows a night of heavy binge drinking. the effects of a yesterfester can include but are not limited to the following:
beer farts, headache, beer sh-ts, puking in one’s own bed, lost articles of clothing, personal items or friends, heartburn, nausea, indigestion, yay pepto bismol!, feelings of helplessness, waking up to a toothless woman or dude, being lost, and losing your ident-ty.
part of the overall experience of a yesterfester is piecing together the events of the previous night that lead up to the yesterfester. yesterfesters are often the result of a yesterfest.
brian: oh man i have a terrible yesterfester!
scott: yeah you called me and asked if your new homeless friend could sleepover last night.
brian: did he?
scott: yeah he’s upstairs making breakfast. you should really give him something to wear.
brian: well that would explain my sore b-tt hole. i feel like sh-t.
scott: sounds like you have one h-ll of a yesterfester.
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