Yeti Mask


very similar to the gorilla mask, the yeti mask involves removing aged grey and/or white pubic hairs and applying them firmly on a freshly facialled face so they stick to the face resembling a white gorilla or yeti.
grandpa joe: i was just having s-x with grandma and i yeti masked her.
jonny: what’s a yeti mask?
grandpa joe: it’s when you rip out your old man p-b-s after giving her a facial and throw it on her face.
jonny: i want to be yeti masked!!!

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