YGBFFM
you gotta be fist f-cking me
yet a more vulgar, but none the less appropriate, expression of the phrase “are you kidding me?”
used when the recipient may mistake the rhetorical “are you sh-tting me?” question as requiring an answer.
generally reserved for situations in which the person uttering the phrase is completely discombobulated, or when flabbergasted due to the repeated demonstration of stupidity or ineptness by others.
easily shortened to ygbffm for texting purposes, or when uttering the phrase would have a negative impact to your hr file.
coworker 1: “the it department deleted all the files again.”
coworker 2: “ygbffm!”
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- ygbfkm
acronym, used in written form only. ygbfkm = you gotta be f—in’ kiddin’ me alice: have you heard? sodium benzoate messes with your dna! bob: you mean, the preservative they’ve used in soft drinks for decades?! ygbfkm!!!
- YGBFSM
you gotta be f-cking sh-tting me you called in sick two days in a row and now want to use comp time to go to the game today? ygbfsm
- ygbj
you gotta be joking!!! emma:im goin 2 a my chemical romance concert!!!! adam:ygbj!!! emma:nope!!!u wish!!! adam:yes i do!!!
- ygbkm
you gotta be kidding me chat dude 1: i saw 2pac at work today chat dude 2: ygbkm!!! chat dude 1: what!? chat dude 2: for reals, you’re kidding me!! hoax!!!! chat dude 1: wtf! we just had beer together last night…!?! chat dude 2: oh sh-t in the sh-thole!!! my chocolate neighbour.
- y.g.d.s.
you’re gonna die someday “sh-t man, i barely studied for this test” “whatever, y.g.d.s.”